In a bizarre accident involving a toothless wolverine, a pencil sharpener and a potato bearing an odd resemblence to Andy Warhol, I am sad to report that I have broken my wrist. I now sport a fashionable leaden blue cast, complete with the optional thumb immobilizer. I am supremely fine but typing is, shall we say, an uniquely arduous task. I tried using my toes but my bunion kept pressing the caps lock so I will relearn typing by hand the old fashioned way: practice. Keep checking back to make fun of my progress.
This post took 9 hours and 318 epithets to write.
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Well, at least your boys can help you tie your shoes, right? Oh yeah, maybe you only wear flip-flops?
I hope it heals up fast!!
Yep. Just flip flops for me. Wait until they hear they have to help me paint my toenails.
Poor guys… Can you imagine my future therapy bills for them?
OH NO!!
So, who/what is “Toothless Wolverine”? Is there a story behind this? Hope you’re doing better.
Hey if you’re done with the wolverine and the potato I think I have some use for them both. :>
Sorry to “hear” about the wrist – just try to be patient, and take your calcium. Did you get any good pain meds? And if so, does the purple elephant with yellow spots keep tsk, tsking your shoes like he does mine?
Holy crap..is this really YOU???? From IL? Please tell me it’s you.
~L.
Oh. OH! Ho-LEE living SHIT!
Yep. It’s me. I’ll email you…and I won’t be slow as molasses about it.
Long lost friends?
My question exactly….How exciting!
static..centrallll Milkman? click
click..Milkman, go ahead…static click.
Hee hee!!! I can’t effing believe it’s YOOOOOOU!!!!
~L.
Oh, no! I hope you have a speedy recovery!